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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would just like to point out that your description of the date is not inconsistent with having fucked in the bathroom at the Saloon. Or gone upstairs at the Saloon and fucked. It seems like there are frequently fucking rooms in the upstairs portions of saloons, at least in westerns.
Mmmmmm, sex.
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This reminds me...
When I was in college, I had a buddy (Let's call him "D"). He and another friend opened a new bar on campus, and held a Grand Opening celebration for their friends, before the official opening to the public.
While there, D sidled away from his girlfriend, worked his way through the bar, and whispered in my ear a proposal that we celebrate his new bar with a quick fuck in the downstairs bathroom. How could I say no?
Afterwards, while enjoying my post-coital cigarette at the bar, D's girlfriend sat down next to me, grabbed my arm and squealed "I think it is so funny how you and D joke that you two sleep together!" I said, "We just had sex downstairs in the men's bathroom." She just laughed and laughed. And so did I.