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Old 09-29-2004, 04:57 PM   #2600
Did you just call me Coltrane?
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My FIrst TIme

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can't stick my fist in my mouth either. I haven't really encountered capacity issues in the past and I think I have the gag reflex pretty much under control, but I'm not sure that I give very good blow-jobs, even though I did study Thurgreed's handy guide. What's the correlation between fist-fist-in-the-mouth ability and quality of blowjob?
There are people who can stick his/her fist in his/her mouth? I'm looking at my fist right now and there isn't any possible way that would work.

Like TM said, if you act like you like giving head (or actually truly like giving head), then it will be AT LEAST a decent BJ. Unless you're using too much hand and not enough mouth. That's cheating.* Of course, using both hand and mouth simultaneously is appropriate and usually necessary, but too much hand is a glorified hand job.** And, at first, only mouth is fantastic.***

*has every guy had this girl give him head? You know, the girl who sucks once, then 5 hand strokes, sucks again, 5 more hand strokes, etc.

**this is only to referring to the simultaneous mouth/hand stroking/sucking part of the BJ, not the mouth-to-balls/hand stroking part.

***although, for the sake of the headgiver, this can only last so long. Only mouth would result in the one-hour blow job.****

****YMMV
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