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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If the latter, then I suggest Sexy Fraulein:
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I was all set to wear either a burqa or a rabbit costume this Halloween, until at dinner yesterday my sister told my wife how cute a "German beer wench" outfit would be.
Now I'm wearing leiderhosen and a German hat and vest to match my wife's new fraulein outfit. I'm going to look like a fucking idiot - those costumes only work on short fat guys or Beastie Boys.
