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Originally posted by TexLex
For starters - it's not nice to go and quote me when I'm editing. Secondly, what's with the lame drawl? I don't use one and neither should you. The guy that shot at me obviously had mistaken me for someone else, so I don't really count that as a crime, per se. The guy that came after me with a knife for my parking space is another story, but he wasn't driving a car, so I didn't include him in my review of Texan driver politeness. This is Houston - there's going to be crime. It's a big city. A big stinky city, but that's another issue for another day.
We have no guns in the house. We never will. We try to keep out the conservatives too, but they keep slipping through the sensors. Before moving here, Mr. Lex had a gun permit in Chicago. He does not have one here. Go figure.
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Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you.
Is the lame drawl at least somewhat distastefule to you and do you have any tips on how I could make it more so?
What's with the big city Crime comment... Boston liberals just priced criminals out of the market.
And I don't have a gun either... and you can't get a gun permit for a handgun anymore in Chicago... and not for at least the last 10 years... not to age Mr. Lex or nuthin.
But hey, I'm just saying. It ain't the legal guns in Houston that give you the highest per-capita homicide rate of any large city in the nation. Because you Texas pretenders don't hold that title, yet. And what position you do hold, you hold thanks to the De(dammit, just bit my tongue).
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