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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmmm. Do they make a bayou kayak?
I've seen, and have watched, TV. Does that disqualify me from kayak ownership?
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Apparently, according to this guy
having seen TV in the past does not disqualify you, but still watching it might.
"No TV. At one time, I merely disliked the idiot eye, but about the time of Tonya Harding and OJ Simpson, I developed a hatred for the boob tube only surpassed by my feelings about politicians and phone salespeople. I've gotten to the point where about the only TV I'll watch voluntarily is "Lyin' Stan, the Weatherman", only occasionally, and that only to crosscheck what I get from the net. I'm not a fan of spectator sports, especially on TV; I prefer doing to watching. TV "News" has gotten so shamelessly bad that I'm a little reluctant to admit that I'm a member of the media, too. TV "Entertainment" has gotten unbelieveably coarse and tasteless. So why waste the time when there's other things to do?"
Of course I've watched a lot of TV lately, but then I also haven't been kayaking all summer. Apparently I prove the point.
Would you like my kayak?
ETA Cool, I broke the board!
