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sebastian_dangerfield
As compared to that doddering imbecile your boys chucked on the stage last week? Fuck, they better pump more than half hour's worth of soundbites into the Ipod Karl implanted in W's head if they plan to get thorugh the next one. Johnny might be a stiff, but even Joe Sixpack gets agita when he sees the head guy sputtering like a chimp with a head full of malt liquor.

Lets quit giving your boy (and possibly my boy) the benefit of the "soft bigotry of low expectations" afforded him because he's a "homesy honest fellow" and talk candidly about what a person of his stature should have done in a debate. He should have been able to fucking speak. he should have had more than soudbite replies. he should have realized that even Cooter at home on his couch, picking link from his ass crack, can see through 4th grade level repetitive bullshit. Bush shit the bed. Had he been up against someone who could communicate like Reagan or Clinton, he'd be down five points. Kerry may be Gore II, but he's got piles more native intelligence than Bush, and he might just learn from last week. God help that babboon your party (and mine) elected if Kerry somehow miraculously learns to "connect" on economic issues and bitchslaps monkey boy in the town hall debate. Likely? Probably not. But is Bush a new low? Did he embarrass the shit out of himself last week? Absolutely. Now even the rubes know their candidate's a dipshit. So go ahead and support him as part of the party line, but don't insult anyone's intelligence by auggesting he's actually a good candidate. The man's in further over his head than anyone in history.

Lay off the fucking caffeine, PJ.