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Not Bob
And, oh! Ashley, Ashley, Ashley! Say it ain't so!

• Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish." Hypocrite who slept with anyone she thought would advance her career. Heavily surgically augmented; "gobbles more antidepressants than you can imagine." Neglects her pets. (Though I've received a few e-mails from her fans and friends which mention how kind and sweet she is.) Treated the staff of at least one hotel in an "unnecessarily incredibly evil" fashion. Deliberately (?) humiliated Jason Patric in front of Matt Lauer and the watching audience. Linked with Michael Bolton, Jim Carrey, Dario Franchitti, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey. Tends to be with her costars.

Contrast:

• Theron, Charlize. Enjoys "adult toys" and ganja and threesomes on occasion. Linked to David Arquette, Aaron Eckhart, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Stuart Townsend, and Dwight Yoakam.