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Not Bob
Natalie Portman campaigning for John Kerry:
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Portman, Natalie. Has admitted to lusting after other woman, but claims never to have done anything about it. (No, certainly not.) Is succesfully living the life of an ordinary college student. I've heard a number of accounts of how modest and unassuming she is in person, but I'm now beginning to hear stories of diva-like behavior on her part. Ecstasy user. Linked with Hayden Christiansen (FOD), Lukas Haas (drug addict), Jude Law (Deeply in the closet), and Moby (rumored to be a spreader of STDs).
FWIW, Ben Affleck campaigns for Kerry too. 'Nuff said.
