Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Massholes are those crazy people you see driving on the rotaries.
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Well, at least the
driving rules are spot on:
Excerpts:
-- Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork.
-- Double-park in the North End of Boston and South Boston, unless triple-parking is available.
-- Making eye contact revokes your right of way.
-- Whenever possible, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to ensure inconveniencing as many pedestrians as possible. And if a pedestrian ahead of you steps into the road, speed up loudly and chase them up on the curb. Pedestrians have no rights.
-- When making a left turn at an intersection with a red light, glare at the oncoming drivers, inch your way into the intersection, and floor it when the green light from the other direction turns yellow.
