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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What on earth possesses people to get into middle earth fantasies? I get space stations, aliens, deep sea stuff, but this middle earth stuff with all the midgets, dwarves, dog-horses, volcanoes, magical castles and elves, faeries and nymphs is just all fucked up. If a fucking wizard is all powerful and these midgets live forever, how come nobody has a fucking gun? Ther's no plasma TV in middle earth, yet they have a 900 ft burning eye bigger than the Diamond Vision in any ballpark? The trees walk around, but best weapon they have is a fucking catapult? What the fuck is the matter with Tolkien? Afghanistan sounds cooler than middle earth.
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For someone who professes an inability to understand how people get into Middle Earth stuff, you know an astonishing amount about it. In fact, I am guessing you just simultaneously translated this post into both Elven and Klingon, the realness or fakeness of either I have absolutely no interest in discussing.
