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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
For someone who professes an inability to understand how people get into Middle Earth stuff, you know an astonishing amount about it. In fact, I am guessing you just simultaneously translated this post into both Elven and Klingon, the realness or fakeness of either I have absolutely no interest in discussing.
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Well, hell, I was forced to read all three of the books in grade school. And then, in the cruelest of tortures, I was forced to stare at blacklight posters of all the assorted characters while baked senseless in the room of a particularly strange fraternity brother who unfortunately controlled the pot trade in my house.* I have pondered many an elvin castle in my day and thought "Refried beans are delicious." Even now, when I see picture of any hobbit-like creature, I reflexively ask for bourbon.
* He also played guitar. I still can't hear the solo to Clapton's "The Core" without cringing.
