See, Slave, here's where you're being shortsighted. The libs can always name billions of potential Nobel recipients because we're the ones who want to give it to some bleeding heart African who got macheted for trying to encourage her village to vote or not sew their vaginas shut --- you guys have to come up with Kissinger types or you look like pussies.
Aside from being able to unreservedly endorse most of the prior recipients, my nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize might include:
- Vaclav Havel
- International Committee of the Red Cross (again --- hey, time of war, it's tradition)
- Oswaldo Paya
- Any Chinese dissident chosen at random
- Mordechai Vanunu (dark horse)
They should probably just award it to the 15th Dalai Lama as a preemptive matter in case the world blows up before he's reincarnated.