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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's a one-person campaign. He just happens to have fairly large readership. Admit it, Dan Savage is funny.
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I had to go back and read that column again, and it didn't disappoint on second reading. I had never even heard of Santorum until I read about it here (the person, not the, uh... other stuff). This one was a real hoot:
- To simplify my life as a med student in taking sexual histories of patients, "santorum" could stand for discharge. Instead of having to ask people, "Any burning sensation during urination? Any penile/vaginal discharge or foul smell?" It would simply be, "Any burning sensation during urination? Any santorum?" That's much tidier. Plus, "santorum" sounds vaguely medical.
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