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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have some sympathy with getting people who are pro-choice or pro-death penalty or OK with people being gay out of the Catholic church. I mean, seriously, such people are like my stupid college roommate who said she was a vegetarian except she ate chicken and seafood. That's just not a vegetarian. That's someone who doesn't eat red meat.* If you are pro-choice and want the ceremony, go be Episcopalian.
*"Pork, the other white meat" is bullshit crap advertising. Pork is red meat.
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If you were to purge the people you cite out of the Catholic Church, there would be no Catholic Church. Its impossible to live a productive, sensible, constructive life in the modern world and still follow all the "non-negotiable" Catholic teachings. Sure, somebody will claim he's done so, and that person, if you examine him closely, will almost always turn out to be nuts. I'd personally welcome your purging of the Church. Shut the Goddamned thing down, fire all the employees sucking off it and start again. As I said before, if Jesus were to come back, he'd be pretty fucking pissed at what's going on in Rome, and a whole lotta fancy frock-wearing child-fucking screwheads would be out of work.
What's so good about white meat anyway? White turkey tastes like cardboard. The brown meat has all the juices. Fuck it - I hate pork anyway, except bacon, which I've recently grown to enjoy.
