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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe that my well-documented stance on this issue is Anti-Small Peni. I have not flip-flopped. I will not flip-flop.
If there were 20 small peni gathered in one place, I would be anti them all. Even if the bearers of the peni had blow (if I were into that sort of thing) and/or porsches (likely) and/or awesome HDTV set-ups and/or billions of dollars and/or model good looks. I'd start paraphrasing Green Eggs and Ham right now, but I think you get the drift here.
No offence (... penske ... sniff ... ) to those small penis dudes following this board. Not that any of you would admit it anyway. Maybe if you just admitted the problem, Bilmore would forward you an e-mail with penis enhancement options.
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Frankly, my dear, if you're so anti-small penis, why aren't you talking about potato salad?
It's not as if anyone is talking about anything larger here. Bigger than a potato. Like maybe a tomato. Ah, tomatoes! I love tomatoes!
