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Originally posted by Not Bob
Then the pastor of the First Baptist Church of Podunkville (it ain't just the Baptists -- sometimes it's the pastor of the Evagelical Church of Jesus, or the pastor of the Liberty Christian Church, etc.) goes apeshit. He gathers the forces, and they testify at the council hearings on how sacred Sunday is, and do "we" want people going to bars instead of churches at 9 am on Sunday mornings, and shouldn't the Sabbath be kept as a day of rest?, and maybe some God-fearing people need to run for council come the next election.
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Well, you see, the best way to deal with this sort of fellow, since reminding him of the separation of church and State will fall on deaf ears, is the following:
March down to the next council meeting with a large pitcher of margaritas and some plastic cups. When this fellow concludes his rant, announce that you're having a backyard potluck brunch on Sunday with free bloody marys. Then offer the entire room a margarita.
