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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also remember my fraternity's secret handshake.
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Let me explain it better: As Catholics we have it too easy- of course we'll come back.
For years I kept dating SS sister because when I'd leave she'd always say "You can come back anytime- just knock on my window." I had to make the effort of climbing up on the garage and then knocking on the window, but that was it, she'd take over from there.
The Catholic church is similarly easy. A muslim might need to blow up a bus and a Protestant might have to snake handle. All we have to do is apologize.
You know you're dying- the priest is there- all you have to say is "Forgive me father its been 52 years since my last confession. I've never killed or had sex with an animal, but everything else I've done, the common ones lots of times." You say it and there's a chance for heaven- 1 in 10? 1 in 100? Whatever, you're ass will take the 5 minutes and come back to the Church.
See you in heaven bub! I'll be the one wanting to see Gilligan reruns in the common room.
