The link below is a website about being "Bad Mommies". The "confessions" from "Bad Mommies" include the following. Doesn't look like you can add to the site but I'd love to hear your own confessions!
"I consider popsicles food... I think that raisins and string cheese are a perfectly acceptable supper... Cereal is a dinner food, and peanut butter & crackers can be used for breakfast...One day I gave my daughter Cool Whip on her carrots to get her to eat them."
"I recently waited so damn long to iron that my daughter OUTGREW one of her favorite dresses, which was in the to-be-ironed stack."
"I rarely ever washed the pacifier....I blow off the pacifier instead of boiling it....I've also done the picking up the pacifier and putting it in my mouth to wipe it off thing...."
"I have been reprimanded by daycare staff for bringing her to the daycare with a Starbuck's kids hot chocolate in one hand and a plain bagel in the other. ( I told them that criticizing me for the Starbucks breakfast showed a lack of cultural sensitivity because I, like many Peruvian children, was raised on coffee with steamed milk and bread for breakfast. I was merely carrying on a family tradition.)"
"I forgot to feed my daughter supper the other night ...between the time we got home and the time she went to bed, she had 4 popsicles."
"Because I work fulltime, I miss out on most of the really bad poopie diapers, and am secretly happy about that."
"I took him to work with me for the first year or so and let him spend as much time sleeping in the swing as I could get away with. And when he started moving around, I would spend up to an hour with no idea where he was or whether my co-workers, bosses, or customers were stopping him from chewing on the electrical cords or banging on the glass. "
"I've pulled her beloved Pooh underwear out of the dirty laundry rather than fight to get her into a different pair."
"I have sent her to day care in her pajamas "
"I posted "naked butt" pictures of him on my homepage"
"My daughter has slept many a night in clothing "Not Intended for Use as Sleepware."
"I laugh when my daughter uses the word "ass" appropriately."
"I tell her that our TV doesn't get Barney"
"I relish when the baby takes a 3-hour nap. Do NOT use this time to catch up on the photo albums, but rather take a long nap myself. Follow up by complaining about never having any private time."
"I tell my daughter "I'm working" when I'm really posting on the bulletin boards."
http://www.worknwoman.com/worknmom/badmommyclub.html
