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Originally posted by robustpuppy
WE all had extraordinarily scintillating weekends but have been so cowed by mmmmmmmmmm89673's accusations that we make shit up that we're keeping it all to ourselves.
So, an hour and a half in security, eh? Full body cavity search? Do tell.
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No, seriously - this guy would not let ANYONE through the metal detector until ALL of your miscellaneous shit had gone through xray. And then the bastard tells me to take my tennis shoes off - I travel in tennis shoes and pack my dress shoes because at MOST airports, tennis shoes get the xray waiver. Then he pulls someone's grandma aside in front of me. They get the female guard with the rubber gloves to pat search grandma while we had to stand and watch - because no one gets through until grandma gets her pat down. I've had the pat-down before, as I've explained here, but this was above and beyond even my pat-down.
I had the full spread your legs while I rub your thighs, then now I'm going to touch your breasts with my rubber gloved hands. But poor grandma had to lift her arms while they felt her armpits as well as the feeling under and over and between the breasts. I thought it was overkill, but grandma didn't mind.
