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Security
On the subject of security, I've been watching a lot of LAX lately, so I've developed all these rosy feelings about traveling and security and Heather Locklear's tits and all that. So, I was feeling pretty cool about only having 45 minutes to make it through security and to my flight at Podunk Regional Airport last week.
Anyway, there was no Latino stud sheparding passengers through security based on their departure times. In fact, when I tried to ask someone in security if I could get through since I was late for my flight, he gave me a whole speech about how "Whose fault is that? I think that you just need to put your self in the merciful hands of these find public servants."
Nor was Blair Underwood around. Or any black people, really, but I think that's how they like it in those red states.
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