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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You must not walk much in a town inhabited substantially by overweight gov't secretaries who walk two or three abreast down the middle of the sidewalk, and who refuse to move aside, or, for that matter, walk in a straight line. I was stuck behind two such taxpayer-remoras this morning. I tried to go around them (well, circumnavigate might more aptly describe the detour I had to take), yet, as I was doing so, they drifted to the left, leaving me the choice of being absorbed into their blubber or stepping into the muddy tree box on the other side.
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I know the type, these are the same people who sit in little clusters on the train and cackle at the top of their lungs about the most banal BS gossip and about how bad their lives are (like they're some prize to come home to).
Since they move in groups, I'm considering advocating letting packs of hyenas loose at the train stations on the decrepit wildebeests to pick off the stragglers. I'm not bitter, though.
