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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I need a Halloween costume.
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The best costume I saw last year was "Jackass: the final episode." Friend in jeans and tee shirt, all ripped to hell, blood everywhere, bones sticking out, scalp peeling away. I think he just grabed every latex wound at the costume shop and painted them on. He'd walk up to people and say "I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass."
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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