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Originally posted by soup sandwich
Ooh! Ooh! I think I know this one! Because these people are excited and happy about having the child and want everyone to share in their excitement and happiness? Also, it gets them some attention which everyone enjoys every now and again? Are these right? What do I win?
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I'm with ThrashersFan on this one. I am delighted that you have a child you love and enjoy. I will ask you how it is doing with sincere interest in your answer and admire its photo even it is a scrunch-faced ugly little thing like tiny babies really tend to be. But your bringing it into the office requires me to drop whatever I'm doing and feign pleasure in being forced to hold it and coo at it when I'm really just petrified it'll drool on me, or else I'll be labeled an anti-family child-hating mutant. I'm just not into babies, that's all.
