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Anyone interested in a "Throw mama from the train" deal?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I need to bodily maim someone in another state (To the FBI / Secret Service people reading: not your guy, no worries, move on to some other person ranting on the internet), and I'm looking for volunteers to go rough this person up so a) he doesn't know that I had anything to do with it, and b) the person on whose behalf I'm having him roughed up has no idea that I had anything to do with it.
Word of warning: the person on whose behalf I'm having the guy roughed up is unaccountably, and despite her best interests, in love with the guy, and she may try to stop you from hurting him. Don't hurt her. Do what you will to him.
I'd do it myself, except she'd clue in immediately that his ending up in the ER and my being in her state isn't entirely coincidental.
I'll be happy to rough up someone in Houston in exchange.
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Participate in Breasticle Day and I'll call some Teamsters I know.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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