Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I need to bodily maim someone in another state (To the FBI / Secret Service people reading: not your guy, no worries, move on to some other person ranting on the internet), and I'm looking for volunteers to go rough this person up so a) he doesn't know that I had anything to do with it, and b) the person on whose behalf I'm having him roughed up has no idea that I had anything to do with it.
Word of warning: the person on whose behalf I'm having the guy roughed up is unaccountably, and despite her best interests, in love with the guy, and she may try to stop you from hurting him. Don't hurt her. Do what you will to him.
I'd do it myself, except she'd clue in immediately that his ending up in the ER and my being in her state isn't entirely coincidental.
I'll be happy to rough up someone in Houston in exchange.
|
So you'll leave him pitifully in need of her love and affection in his hospital room?
You should think this through. If your goal is that he and she be together no more forever, I'd recommend a different approach. You need to make him look like an asshole and a fool in public, preferably in front of people she loves and respects. You need to take away his dignity and turn him into a laughingstock. You need to get him to show his true self to the world in a way he will never be able to deny.
