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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? Same thing happened in my fraternity.  Guy gets drunk, shits in a pizza box and mistakenly puts it in the heating duct right before Christmas vacation.
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 Guy downstairs from me in college had sex with a pizza, still in the box.  In a crowded room.  He was drunk, and it was warm and wet.