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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some twisted wench I hooked up with for a while actually told me she couldn't keep sleeping with me because I didn't fit in with her stiffer colleagues (I was the guy ordering double bourbons at happy hour and cracking off color jokes to her dork contingent friends, which I thought was being friendly, but she found offensive).
S(fuck lawyers figurately, never literally)D
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It's really, REALLY fun to crack those jokes though. Especially if you know that the squares find them offensive. I don't care how much people want me to grow up. I'm not going to do it. It's FUN acting like a juvenile. I CAN discuss Flaubert, Ghiberti or St. Francis of Assisi with anyone, but it's much more FUN to talk about porn.
