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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I would not fuck you, no matter how rich you were. Not even if you played the drums.
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Thank you.* Now if only Amber the paralegal would come to her senses, too.**
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No offense, mmm. Fuck, what am I saying? Yes, offense was intended, you wannabe slumlord bastard.
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Unlike Kip the Republican, I do not want to cheat on my trophy bride with her. I just want to be able to --- discreetly! -- mentally undress her without picturing her and Kip in the reverse cowgirl. Eww.
