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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I enjoy keeping my key card in my wallet and not taking it out of my back pocket to enter and leave the office. It's like I'm unlocking doors by pressing my butt against the sensor. My magical butt.
Of course, many people do this, but I only get joy out of it when it's my butt.
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Mine is dangling on a chain around my neck, so I put my magical chest up to the sensor. I'm sure that the sensor gets off on it.
ETA: Wonking hattrick.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-09-2004 at 04:19 PM..
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