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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Of course. That's when he should say it.
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Ever get reverse of the compliment problem? I had a boss some time ago who had a rather attractive daughter. He'd say "Isn't she cute" in a wholesome way and I'd be thinking "Oh yes, yes she is." She came into the office once in a perfectly-fitting t shirt and all I could do was stare out the window as they spoke. The guy was obviously smart enough to realize that I was basically saying "Look, if I look over there, I'm going to stare at your hs age daughters breasts, and I'm just not going to do that." I felt like the guy in Old School who finds out he nailed the boss' daughter, only I wish I'd done so and didn't.
ETA: Or even worse is when you're at the pool and your buddy's wife gets out and you can clearly see every inch of her and you're watching her walk toward the two of you and you're thinking "He knows I'm thinking of what its like to fuck her" and he's thinking "I know he knows I know he's thinking about what its like to fuck her." With one friend, I'll actually say "We really ought to tryb to get our wives to go at it sometime" which is a soft way of saying "I'd love to see your wife naked." Again, never had the guts to make it happen.
