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Originally posted by evenodds
I was meeting with a former pro football player who ran a very successful financial company.
Since he spent most of the meeting checking out my legs, I wasn't clear if he was the brains behind the operation or just the name.
As i was leaving, he asked what the JD on my card stood for.
I sized him up, assumed he was kidding, and answered him accordingly ("junior debutante").
Even(he was kidding)Odds
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So that's how you met the oddman. How cute. This one's for you e/o, courtesy of The Onion:
Man In Bar Makes General Inquiry About The Ladies
"SAN ANTONIO, TXSitting on a barstool at the Stone Werks Tavern, Barry Todd, 39, made a general inquiry regarding the status of the ladies Monday. "So, what's the deal with the ladies tonight?" asked Todd, speaking to no one in particular. "Are they alone, or are they here with somebody? I hope they're not all uptight and stuck-up." After receiving no definitive answer, Todd spent the remainder of the evening flipping through the CDs on the jukebox and nursing his warm Michelob Light."
