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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
My prediction for 2005:
Trent Lott will reveal himself to be a judicial activist by unveiling a brand-new and politically convenient interpretation of the Constitution.
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Trent's dead, but everyone's been too polite to tell him. He could piss Cristal while levitating on national television and no one would give a shit.
Here's a good rule - no more male cheerleaders in public office. That a guy who plays with pom poms and wears more hairspray than Star Jones can be considered a right wing paragon of values shows you just how utterly fucked the gene pool in the deep south really is.
The fastest way to deal with the red state problem would be for us Northerners to agree with the South the next time it advocates literacy tests for voting. My guess is Jim Crow would be most discriminatory toward whites in the current uneducated swamp we have in this country.
