Interesting Spam
"Young Girls Triple Anal."
Having decided not to retrieve that message from the firm spam filter, I'm left to wonder: What, exactly, is "triple anal"? What it sounds like just has to be physically impossible -- leaving aside the obvious issue, where the hell does everyone sit/stand/lie down/bounce?
For that matter, what is "double anal"? Is it possible, oh porn-sages, that "double anal" means two penises inserted, one anally, one elsewhere? If so, "triple anal" seems somewhat redundant -- I mean, where the hell else is Door #3?
Anyhoo. Let me just point out that, if porn were really that addictive I'd know all this by now. If my spam filter ever blocks an eight ball I'll go in and let it thru.
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