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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
They should have given Ralphie two plane tickets. I can't imagine getting stuck next to that dude in coach. He was funny on the show, but I don't think he'd be funny rolling over into my seat space, even on a short flight.
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Yeah, I always always get stuck next to those guys. Not as bad if you're on the aisle, but I'm always crammed next to the window with the fat flopping over into my seat. The last guy I got stuck next to was so fat that his tray would not clear his stomach, so he had to use my tray for HIS food. Man the neck ache I got from that flight and trying to sit sort of sideways was awful. Of course that's not as bad as the woman on the flight up who took her damn shoes off and kept putting her stinky feet up on the seat in front of her. People raised in barns should not be allowed in airplanes with the general public.
That said, Ralphie is going to either have to sit first class or take 2 seats. He's ginormous.
Which leads me to the question of the day...we all fly a lot don't we? Who's the worst passenger you ever sat next to? For me, the fat guy and the barefoot woman pale in comparison to the geezer who sat next to me on a flight that my parents dragged me on and made me sit in the smoking section (yes way back then) and grandpa not only chain smoked the entire 6 hours, but then he dumped a freakin bloody mary on me.
