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Originally posted by NotFromHere
People raised in barns should not be allowed in airplanes with the general public.
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People who use nail polish and/or remover on airplanes should be banned from flying on commercial airliners for life. The penalty for perfume should be less severe, but still strong enough to be a deterrent -- ten years, perhaps. (The difference is that NOBODY sane finds the smell of nail polish/remover pleasant.)
(As an aside, people who polish their nails in a law school lecture should receive a C- in the course, as should people who answer their ringing cell phones during lectures.)
Oh, and people in general should use deodorant, especially that guy who uses the gym at work at 6:30 on M/W/F. Are you reading this?