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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Although I admire you for not falling all over yourself like the rest of the pathetic, pussy-whipped losers on this board, declaring their undying love for cunnilingis in a laughable attempt to curry favor with the female contributors, I think you are not being straight with us here. Surely, a man with your penchant for whiskey has experienced the occasional alcohol-related softening of the love organ. For some of us, nothing but a healthy serving of writhing, moaning, quivering roast beef au jus will get us back to maximum hardness. And, believe me, you need maximum hardness when you try to sneak in through the back door.
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I am immune to whiskey dick. I have the usual trouble coming in that state, but hardness isn't an issue. Lucky circulatory genes I guess...
I also tend to get most excited on the morning after a long battle with the bottle(s). Hung over sex is way more intense. Still haven;t figured that one out completely... guessing it has something to do with blood rushing to the surface everywhere in your body.
Agreed on the back door bit. But if that gig's on the table, excitement probably isn't lacking in any regard...
