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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you as smooth as the lining of your Hickey-Freemans?
If I were your manicurist, every time I saw you, I would rub lotion into your nails and cuticles with my thumbs while massaging your fingertips with my four fingers, using long elliptical strokes. I would do this regularly, so there would never be any need to bring a sharp instrument to your tender skin.
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Plus, he's all smooth and shit from the waxing. What would you do to his waxed bits? (I'm just wondering...)
