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Originally posted by Gattigap
We momentarily pause our discussion of What Comes Out of Orifices to consider What Should Go In.
NPR ran a pretty good story today by an LA food critic, who proposes the Top 10 commandments of what diners, and restaurants, should do. See here for a text version.
I enjoyed the bonus:
- BONUS: 10 Reasons Why White Wine Is Better Than Red Wine
(1.) White wine does not stain clothing, which is important to those of us who dine with enthusiasm.
(2.) White wine does not cause debilitating headaches, whereas red wine contains chemicals identical to those hidden from United Nations inspectors.
(3.) White wine includes Champagne.
(4.) No decanting required. Watching sommeliers light candles and stare at red wine sediment is like attending a bad séance.
(5.) White wine goes with cheese the way red wine only wishes it did.
(6.) Making white wine keeps the Germans distracted.
(7.) Ever notice that the winos hanging around vacant lots strewn with broken bottles and dead cats are always drinking red wine?
(8.) Sure, red wine lowers cholesterol, but is that any way to decide on a beverage?
(9.) Bad red wine is always worse than bad white wine.
(10.) Red wine drinkers talk constantly about terroir and barnyard aromas. They're best brought to their senses by throwing a glass of cold white wine in their faces.
So have that Pinot Grigio with the turkey! Happy thanksgiving, all.
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It takes a Southern Californian food critic to write a list of 10 reasons to drink white wine instead of red wine of which only one has anything to do with the way (good) wine actually tastes.
Here's what I've been enjoying lately:
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