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First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes whatever the fuck you want
Here’s another chapter in the Lawyer Princess Guide to Life:
Doing nothing to stop your kids from kicking the airplane seat in front of them—bad
Cussing loudly around children—not okay
Smoking pot around children—wrong
Smoking pot around cops—left tail
Bringing coloring books, CD players, snacks on airplanes to keep kids occupied—required
Clipping nails, picking teeth, etc. in public—don’t
Taking a smelly dump in a public restroom—permissible
Fantasizing about underage twins—harmless
Criticizing people’s parental status—judgmental
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I don't care. I ain't no freakin' monument to justice.
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