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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Da mare's only surviving son, pedigreed at Illinois and with an MBA from Chicago, versed in baseball battology and West Point dropoutagrophy, the first Republican in his family, is joining the army at 29. As a private. Active duty.
Speculation is that he's being sacrificed to the Gods for the sins of his parents.
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I think it was Kass who hit the nail on the head when he said that this is the first step towards Patrick's (I think that's this one's name) political career. He needs to erase all the baseball batting and other stuff he's been involved in. I've also heard rumblings that Da Mare will be Da Mare until Da Son takes over, so this is the notice that Patty will do two years in the Army, come back to run some crony company, and then be running in 2010 or whenever the election is.