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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I am bored out of my SKULL. I need a distraction from these stupid fucking documents. I can't think of any sexual topics we haven't already beaten into the ground, so we'll have to settle for this:
What's your most embarassing Holiday Moment?
It can be any holiday. Who cares?
Mine would have to be when I was home from college one year and was meeting my friend out at some club for a New Year's party. I was there for awhile and he hadn't shown up yet. I got good and drunk and was dancing with some girl with a smokin' body who enjoyed rubbing it all over me. Midnight comes and still, my friend hasn't shown up. I've been hangin' out with this girl and we had a little kiss at midnight (light tongue -- didn't make out, really). She was drunk too (wouldn't she have to be?).
At about 12:30, my friend walks in and I'm talking to another of our friends and he comes over with the girl and says, "Guys, this is Sarah, my new girlfriend."
TM
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Dude, that's not even remotely embarassing. That's a fucking great story. Embarassing would be if you found out she was your cousin.
