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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ha! That's pretty good. But one doesn't need to be hot or irresistable to get a small, drunken kiss at midnight on New Years.
But whatever. I'd still like to hear your embarrassing holiday moment story highlighting how hot and irresistable you are.
TM
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Ok, fine. If you insist. One time I went out on Valentines Day to a party
without a date. I was, like, so totally embarrassed to be
single on Valentines Day, but I'd just broken up with my boyfriend because he was really rich and wanted me to quit my job and marry him and live a life of luxury, but my career is really important to me (I just can't get enough of document review) so I had to turn him down.
Anyway, I got asked out by three different hot guys at the party, but I was a little embarrassed because one of the three guys had brought a date to the party and she was really upset when he asked me out in front of her. And trust me, when Halle gets upset, that bitch has a real potty mouth.
Then, two other guys got into a fistfight over who was going to get to give me a ride home -- whew, I'm sure I don't have to tell you how embarrassing
that was. Finally, the next morning, I woke up and realized that I had somehow managed to leave my panties in George Clooney's car after he gave me a "ride" home. Embarrassing!
Anyway, that night was just one long humiliating embarrassing moment for me. Luckily for me, that's the only Valentines Day I've ever spent single.
