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FBetty seduction etiquette
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Steps for first time meeting with FBetty:
* Venue, Hotel Bar. [check]
* Smile often (medium wattage). [check]
* Save and Use Witty Stories about other FBers. [check]
* Idly Wonder About Hank, and The Stories About That Goat. [check]
* Place Condom on Bar AFTER Second Drink, NOT Before.
Drat! Too forward, again. Sorry, my dear.
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Oh, I forgot to ask, what is Hank like in person?
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