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Open Letter to ESPN
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you haven't noticed that I've been stealing your flair under the guise of putting my arm around you? Good. Carry on.
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I have noticed, but am so starved for human contact that I spend my meager earnings buying more flair to entice you. p.s. your hair smells nice.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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