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20 Month Old Eating Thin Crust Pizza
A play in One Act.
* Place Pizza Before Child.
* Child Removes Cheeze, Ingests. Success Rate Just Above Mendoza Line. That which is not Ingested is Smeared.
* Child Licks Crust of all Sauce. What Remains Faintly Resembles A Soggy Matza Wafer.
* Child Methodically Punches Holes In Crust, Eventually Ingests.
[Director's note: Above is conducted with Slurping, Smacking and General Zest.
The Child Does not Eat the Pizza , so much as Devour its Essence.]
[Nod in acknowledgement of Applause.]
[For the Post-Show Party, Child is Dipped in Suds, Repeatedly, until Tomato Hue Fades.]
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