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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I am bored out of my SKULL. I need a distraction from these stupid fucking documents. I can't think of any sexual topics we haven't already beaten into the ground, so we'll have to settle for this:
What's your most embarassing Holiday Moment?
It can be any holiday. Who cares?
Mine would have to be when I was home from college one year and was meeting my friend out at some club for a New Year's party. I was there for awhile and he hadn't shown up yet. I got good and drunk and was dancing with some girl with a smokin' body who enjoyed rubbing it all over me. Midnight comes and still, my friend hasn't shown up. I've been hangin' out with this girl and we had a little kiss at midnight (light tongue -- didn't make out, really). She was drunk too (wouldn't she have to be?).
At about 12:30, my friend walks in and I'm talking to another of our friends and he comes over with the girl and says, "Guys, this is Sarah, my new girlfriend."
TM
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Our department's unofficial xmas party a few years ago. Our entire group had been under enormous stress and people were looking to cut loose. An older, but not unattractive atty started flirting with me very openly and embarrassingly. I had had a few and I figured the best way to handle the situation was just to kind of play along. This seemed to work until she started becoming more and more adventurous with her hands and my gf, who was also my date, happened to notice. My gf stomped across the floor loudly, prompting all conversation to cease, and announced that she was leaving. Fortunately, this happened right before most people in our office left for vacation, somewhat minimizing the gossip factor. But I still got a lot of probing "So, where did you end up spending the holidays?" sorts of questions.
