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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
It's not a "little bit" south of Carmel. If you are in Carmel, go to the bathroom and micturate. Even if you don't need to. Then do it again. Then find an upholstered chair, and lean over it, balancing on your pubic bone until you need to micturate a third time. Wait as long as it takes. Go a third time, and only then get back into the car.
If you're coming from the south, perform the same routine in Lucia. The problem is they don't have upholstered chairs in Lucia, so do this at your own risk.
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I feel sorry for your kids.
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