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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I take it you have video cameras and crash helmets on your kids at all times?
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We hire ex-secret service agents as baby sitters and security guards, and keep them on round-the-clock.
Can you believe those straight parents, though, leaving their kid in a recalled portable crib?
Let's face it, only lesbians (and people with secret service protection) should have children.
(ETA: Shit. Ty beat me to the lesbian line.)
