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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
We hire ex-secret service agents as baby sitters and security guards, and keep them on round-the-clock.
Can you believe those straight parents, though, leaving their kid in a recalled portable crib?
Let's face it, only lesbians (and people with secret service protection) should have children.
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The playground that I used to play in when I was a kid has been totally stripped of all the fun stuff like the see saw and jungle gym and merry-go-round, and they put in equipment that won't splinter, doesn't have hard edges and they tore out all the concrete and put in the rubber surfacing instead. I swear to God I saw a kid there playing with a crash helmet on.
If I managed to survive my childhood, anyone can. It's getting to be a bit ridiculous on how over-protective we've gotten around kids.
