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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I was out with my son last weekend in a fairly crowded place, and he was playing in a place- and age-appropriate way while I was doing something else and watching him from about 30 feet away.

This older woman in a couple walks over and starts talking to him, and he talks back, but I can't hear what they're saying. After a while he points in my direction, and she turns and looks very confused. So then I have to go over and find out what her problem is.

She was worried that he was there alone, so she asked where is mother was. He said, I didn't bring my mother. So she asked where his father was, and he said, I didn't bring my father. So she asked who he was there with, and he said, my aunt, and points to me.

I wish I could take credit for teaching him to fuck with strangers in this way, but he came up with it all by himself.

She must have been new to San Francisco.